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Hi, I'm looking for websites where you can order food to be prepared for events and either get it delivered, pick up in store or collect it yourself. So far I've found Marks and Spencers and Waitrose offer this service but I'm stuck as to where else. Links would be great if anyone could...

Well, the other two had cash in their envelopes and the attorney had a personal check, which would be no use to the guy in the afterlife. So it most probably was payment for his services or something to that extent. In the joke you wrote the guy said"I'm giving each of you an envelope with...

*Why did the crab get put in prison? - It kept pinching things *Why are there no aspirins in the Jungle? - Because the parrots eats em' all (needs to be read aloud I think)