here,here i'll bring the rope,torches and pitch forks.
to the person who said camprocker sent you hate mail,i have one piece of advice for you:report her asap!she(or he as the case may be)totally crossed the line by doing that.
klinger had so many good one's,i think my favorite is the one where he tries to get into west point,or as hawkeye put it "he's going to get kicked out of the army by joining the army",you see his plan was he'd get into west point then cheat on his 1st test and they'd have to kick him out of the...