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    A male contact recently confessed his undying love towards me. What should I do?

    We've been contacts for a number of years now and he's a really great pal but, see the thing is that I'm not gay and I don't want to hurt his feelings. I don't want things to get weird between us. What should I do?
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    Does "bros before hoes" apply if one of the hottest girls you've ever met

    wants to watch a movie with you? me and my BFF Danny were supposed to go watch "Vampires Suck" on Friday, but today I got a Facebook message from a girl I haven't seen in about 4 years and she wants to get together on that same day. I had already made plans with Danny and I don't want to hurt...
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    Do you need to have the volume of your car stereo on an even number at all times?

    or a multiple of 5?
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    Spiritually speaking, which restaurant do you think Jesus would've liked to eat at

    for his last supper? I'm thinking either Applebees, The Olive Garden or Hooters
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    When you talk about your privates on the internet how much should you increase...

    ...the size by? is there some sort of equation?
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    How hard/easy is it to replace a clutch on a Honda Civic?

    I'm looking to buy a 2000 Honda Civic EX as a second car since they're reliable and economical. It has to be a manual transmission though, and I've never replaced a clutch before. Can anyone do it? I'm a pretty tech-saavy guy and I can do most mechanical work on a vehicle. Thanks for your...
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    Who would win if D'lo Brown teamed up with Goldust versus The Dudley Boys in a...

    ...steel cage tag team match? yes GCG.... she had some big ol' tit-tays
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    Do you know any celebrity peepee secrets you'd like to share with the rest of us?

    I hear Betty White wizzes in urinals sometimes
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    Clint C is going to Taco Bell to meet you. How long will he have to wait

    before he realizes you are not coming? BQ: Do you like how Clint C speaks of himself in the third person? It makes him sound cool, sophisticated and hip. He got it from watching Michael Jordan. To Zombie, I am the real Clint C! The other user is an imposter pretending to be me. He must be...
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    When you're at work and the bell rings for recess time, where in the playground do...

    ...you run to first? I like to get on the swings and then the jungle gym.
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    Do you need a permit to perform gastric bypass surgery in the back of your Ford

    Aerostar Van? serious answers only
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    What are some ways they can make the game of baseball more exciting?

    Football season is almost over and boring baseball is right around the corner. What are some ways they can make baseball more exciting? Trapped doors on the bases? Electrically charged baseball bats? Fill the bullpen with Komodo Dragons?
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    I am pregnant with my first child and my boyfriend and me are arguing about a...

    he sounds like a real winner! Don't turn your back or he might trade it for a pack of beer.
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    What is the cost of renting a Burger King for an hour, so my fiancee doesn't have to

    Meghan is a lucky woman. She better get on her hands and knees for you if you're paying $2500 for a Whopper Jr.
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    Poll: Havent smoked weed in 9 whole days and I'm going insane! Should I check into the

    Betty Ford Center....? ...or would a mental institution be cheaper?
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