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A man walks into a bar and orders five shots. As he's swallowing them, the bartender says, "So, what's the reason for ordering five shots?" The man replies, "I just had my first blowjob." Bartender looks at him and says, "well that's great! let me buy you another shot" and the man replies, "...

So on with the little Johnny jokes. Today, the class is going through the alphabet, learning each letter and using the word in a sentence to give the example. But the problem is, Johnny is a pottymouth. A is the first letter, and Johnny's hand is right up there. Sally is picked and she says, "A...

Yeah and it is irritating me.

I assume your yelling of Lebanese is to divert attention from Lesbians. Duly noted.

I consider myself more of a fiction writer than a poet, but once I read my poetry, listeners reveal themselves from the woodwork and ask me to produce more poetry. From my standpoint, I get more enjoyment out of working on a paragraph for a week, than I do from compiling a poem. Anyway, I...

I consider myself more of a fiction writer than a poet, but once I read my poetry, listeners reveal themselves from the woodwork and ask me to produce more poetry. From my standpoint, I get more enjoyment out of working on a paragraph for a week, than I do from compiling a poem. Anyway, I...