The GOP is brilliant. It used abortion, guns and religion as issues to convince the poor and uneducated to vote for them. A poor rural person voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. The GOP tries to block fair labor laws and even sends them off to foreign places to...
I would ask George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, etc on how they managed to dodge a war. Whether it was Daddy's money, school or pesky anal warts, I think they'll convincingly offer the chickenhawk's point of view on war avoiding.