As I read your post, I can say that you really like that guy. :) It doesn't matter if he's short or tall as long as he makes you laugh then go for it. :)
Cheesiest lines that I know:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
They sound funny because their accent are different from yours. Maybe you should get to know them more since you said that you just moved in that place.
Grab the opportunity when she's eating alone. Ask if its okay if you sit beside her, just act normal then introduce yourself. If she's interested then maybe you can open up a topic to talk to. In that way, you can start your plan to date her out.
I don't think you can go to traditional way, where chat and messages are different. I think they made this stuff just like an archive. I know its pretty annoying but there's nothing that we can do about it.
You can try at Yahoo Messenger since they have lots of room, you just need to choose where to join and then you can chat at every girls you like to practice some stuffs.
I maybe wrong but as what I know, cows milk is a highly nutritious food and full-fill almost all nutritional requirements of human body, so therefore I can say that its good for our body though.
I suggest that you should do sit ups to get rid of your beer belly. But of course, you have to under go in a healthy diet too if you want to lose weight easily.
Separate your the clothes that your not wearing anymore then you can put it in a garage sale so you can use the money that you get from that to buy new clothes, make ups and other stuff.
For once, I think you two can talk about it. Tell her why you're not hanging with her anymore. That it makes you feel uncomfortable since you two are totally opposite. I hope that after this talk you can settle thing out. Hope you'll be friends again but if not maybe you can just act civil every...