Recent content by borchers aka gimpy

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how do u make a cat sound like a dog??? pour gasoline on it, throw a match on it and it goes woof! why dont seagulls fly over bags??? cuz then they would b bagulls(bagels) what do u call a cow with a twitch??? beef jerky what did one melon say to the other melon??? we cant elope(cantaloupe)...