paint it on, lick it off.
(this one seems like it has already been invented though....I can see it in sex shops ...if you know what i mean...;)
anyway pass or fail?
well i do agree with your terms but you have grossly misinterpreted there meanings, that is why the new dsms have 3 axises for classification.
enlightenment, has nothing to do with what is a heart in classification of disorders.