Recent content by Blackwater

I want to buy a light saber but no ones selling them. None of that P.O.S. plastic from china, i want the real thing. I'm tired of frickin stormtroopers coming to my house and shooting it up. I need to tell them SOBs to go away the hard way. May the force be with you.

It's the flux capacitor. Your plutonium is dangerously low and you need some people from OPEC to get you more. If you rip them off though they'll hunt you down in a VW hippie van with a RPG and a AK-47