Recent content by BlackDalek

I went for a walk in the park today and came across a public barbecue in a picnic area. On top of the hotplate was written in blue spray paint "cooking is for f aggs" (sic). Is this true, and if so how often do I need to cook in order to become a full blown "f agg"?

I want to get an unnatural amount of gas? How do I achieve this life long dream? I want to at least make the flowers on the table shake.

I want to breed? How do I do that? My career officer advised against it, but whatever... I can get out of the cage now.