1. The NBA has gotten soft. The players flop harder than Eddie Murphy movies.
2. I don't know why people get mad at Dave for slamming Sarah Palin. If the ratings of my show were as bad as Letterman's, i take my fustration out on Sarah Palin too.
I am not!
1. Waterboarding is worthless. If we really wanted to torture terrorists, we just have to make them listen to Obama talk without a teleprompter.
2. Obama only fears two things. God and Fiscal Responsibility.
3. Obama should not worry about Republicans. They are just a bunch of...