THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A RUGBY FINAL..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK...
Jake buys a farm and when he's exploring his land he discovers a large bean-stalk that has a sign at the foot of it reading "CLIMB TO SUCCESS". Jake begins to climb the bean-stalk, after about half an hour of climbing he encounters another sign reading "500 more yards to success". Jake...
Pat & Mick are in the Irish countryside shooting pheasants on a sunny summer afternoon. A large shadow looms overhead so Pat looks up to the sky to see a black guy on a hand-glider. He shouts "quick Mick reload". They both reload their shotguns and begin firing holes into the glider. The glider...