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    lip balm poll...which do you prefer....?

    Carmax Use it once overnight and it'll cure your chapped lips. This morning, brush them with salt. I'm not kidding. Then slather them with Vaseline. They'll feel a lot better in a couple of hours.
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    Chili Poll: Is eating chili for lunch 4 days in a row a good or bad idea?

    Any experience with this? Please refrain from fart jokes, this is a very serious question my bowels need the answer to. Thankyew. Pull my finger? *toot*
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    TV Poll: Do you watch Sons of Anarchy?

    Finale tonight, right? 'Til the morrow we meet again.....♥
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    giftwrap poll: do you use more giftwrapping or gift bags,this time of year?

    I don't wanna talk about it! GAK! I've only bought one gift so far. Hold me.
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    Dear maintenance crew-member, there's a hole in the nudist camp wall, are

    Even thinking about playing nude volleyball makes my, uhm...parts...hurt.
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    Sports fans: Do you have a particular referee heckle you like best?

    "Next time put your glasses on, Grandpa!" And the refs are about 10 years younger than I am. ;)
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    I have to wear a headset like an air traffic controller until...?

    I think your headset is on a leeetle too tight there, missy.
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    Do food and beverages have some sort of scientifically measurable attraction to...

    ...clothing? Or is it just my clothing? Dammit. BQ: Does peanut butter come out of cotton?
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    In poetry who do you write for?

    Easy answer; I write to heal myself and others.
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    In poetry who do you write for?

    Easy answer; I write to heal myself and others.
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    In poetry who do you write for?

    Easy answer; I write to heal myself and others.
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    Is it routine to hit polls and surveys with classical music in the background

    Usually it's R&B and a glass of wine...but hey, whatever floats yer boat.
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    So, when new people connect to me, especially the poets because, yes, I frrequent

    that section, should I......? .....warn them that I'm a bit, uhm....naughty sometimes and perhaps they'll want to reconsider, or just let them find out on their own? Opinions needed, please! Someone send me that extra R up there, please. I might need it later.
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    Following Yug's new form of poetry....?

    HAHA! Funness. I think you're only miserable if someone steals your Little Debbie cakes. :-P I don't have time or me-space to play with poetry today, though. :(
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    Does the TV show "Leverage" remind you of the A-Team....?

    ....only it's high-tech?
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