Yesterday I figured I would pull a little prank on my girlfriend, as she is pretty snobby and needs to loosen up.
So, I thought since she can't stand being dirty, I would do something dirty... I made a contraption that worked like this; when the front door is opened enough so that the entire...
Yesterday I figured I would pull a little prank on my girlfriend, as she is pretty snobby and needs to loosen up.
So, I thought since she can't stand being dirty, I would do something dirty... I made a contraption that worked like this; when the front door is opened enough so that the entire...
In front of all your friends at the mall, on the mouth. They moved in from behind and when you turned around they kissed you.
Girls: If it was a fat guy like John Goodman and he also grabbed your breasts.
Guys: If it was a hot girl like Angelina Jolie, and she also fondled with your balls...
My dad owns a steel work company, they deliver sh*t to big paying companies. However to cut costs he had to lay off 20 workers a couple of months ago.
Now, he gave me a Ferrari 360 for Christmas, I've been wanting this car for sooo long. I'm 18 and got almost straight A's at community college...