I think you are full of BS. Who has sent out death threats against swingers and their children? And, what do their children have to do with it?
I think you are sick and wrong and these people you say are MAD probably feel the same way. How they know what you are doing is that you have no doubt...
A funeral is a couple of hours. You say your fishing trip is 2 weeks. Why on earth can't you do both? Missing a few hours of your fishing trip won't be the end of the earth. Even if the funeral is in another town, you apparently have a little money or you wouldn't be able to afford a 2 week...