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...BEFORE the holiday? For years now I have been watching The Simpson's show their brand-new Halloween Episode two or three days AFTER Halloween. I know they have a contract to show baseball playoffs, and the World Series, and I think that's great, but Sunday isn't always the optimal day to show...

If you're from Indiana, and you die in a tractor mishap at the age of 73, how many toes will your daughter have on her left hand? Still haven't got the answer I was hoping for....but, yeah...ok. All the clues are there. She's from Indiana--she's an inbred hick. She's been working an...