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Help me think of some scenarios where a miscarriage would actually be good. Ill start... 1. Your a 25 yr old guy who just found out you knocked up a 46 yr old cougar from the bar 2 months ago. Cummon guys help me out.. it can be like a top 10 list.

I want to go on the annual backpacking trip with my friends. It is so much fun! we usually shoot guns, drink beer, and hit on girls we pass on the trail. The only problem is that this year my girlfriends delivery date is going to happen right in the middle of my trip. How can I convince my...