Here are some from Rodney Dangerfield, but I guess he already read them!
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day...
and destroy any property of WWE?
oh and interferes with all the matches!
we so far tonight they have been getting their asseskicked. so they haven't done much tearing up tonight!