Recent content by 5 ft 7 Heaven

Or just rub it all over ya? Thanks Y'all

Lookin at used cars and the sales guy says, wanna check out the back seat? Does that sound kinda fishy? Thanks Y'all

Are you an Objective person? Or are you more Subjective? Thanks Y'all

OMG do ya ever do this? Yer tryin to be nice to watch some sports game with friends or family and ask a gazillion questions? LOL I was asked to leave the room. Thanks Y'all

I can't teach ya here, but it is one of those kinda dances that's the coolest burn I ever felt.

Mostly everybody must know about gettin a lump of coal in a stockin for maybe not bein so good in the year, but Would this be a little harsh to give a lump of coal, see their faces, then tell em if they sit on it long enough maybe they can make it a Diamond? Thanks Y'all

One of those blow up space bounce things people have to get in and jump around? I know kids like em, kinda. Thanks Y'all

Do EX's make good fertilizer? Thanks Y'all "D"

Epilady, or Propane torch? Hugs Y'all. Dallas

OK think Football now. If Girls were Hikers, would there be way more guys who volunteered to be Quarterbacks? Hugs Y'all. Dallas

Could "Spelunking" ever be considered a fun, intimate sport? Hugs Y'all Dallas

Oh yeah I get it. I had a similar thing today happen. A buddy of mine, nice guy but way bad relationship stuff was stressing over his truck getting repo'd but more about using his pay check for a big screen TV? Maybe people like that are the dopes? Dallas