Recent content by ¤¤Mrs. Pure Evil¤¤

you can eat buffet, or fast food? drive through...like McDonald's open 24/7

Mine do. Some days they're perky, some days they're kind of grumpy. And I swear I think they grow over night sometimes

I had someone tell me that when I get my nursing degree in 40 years, they wouldn't trust me to give them a sponge bath.

Trick question! Nothing! Winter=sucky brrrrrr

else have you done "it"? "it"=sex in case you couldn't figure that out, and yes there are some people here who probably would have asked

**crickets**

still have your bedroom slippers on? um....me neither..... haha no bunny slippers, but the pink fuzzies soooo do not go with this outfit

**flashes brains to Sour Kitty** where have you been?!?!?

clicks=cliques in stupid people language I think I'll have to add that one to the list, right under aviator yeah, i keeps it real too ?? I would like to know which internet slang manual you got that out of fitz.

I get the most random songs stuck in my head. Yesterday it was Billy Squier Stroke! Stroke!

My boss just gave me a stack of about 300 papers and I get to staple every 2 pages together. I'm so excited!!!! **goes to play in traffic**

or are your questions not posting either? uh oh, I feel a suspension coming on.....

Source(s): Most of the people I work with bitchez

Only 9:00 and I'm all caught up on my work. shhh don't tell anyone, it would ruin my street cred

I was thinking maybe if I were more of a b*tchface, people wouldn't want to come in my office and sit and tell me about their day and all that crap. Damn, being so awesome is a curse sometimes that's how I spell it thank you very much!!!