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My parents always told me god loved me and all that shit.

It's kinda too bad... I feel more like he made me for a joke, so he could have a cheap laugh.

Bastard.
 
Ya, the world was created 12,000 years ago by God. This has widely been regarded as a bad move, and pissed a lot of people off.



(Name that book! Not movie)
 
i was once in laos.. yes, another fucking story.. so i was wandering about in between two towns i couldn't pronounce then and don't remember now when i came across an open air brick manufacturing plant.. well, i say plant.. it was a whole lot of brick shaped clay things drying in the sun, about 5000 or so.. there was nobody there so i picked one up, and it was fresh, soft.. i sat down and took my knife out, engraved that sucker with 'fuck your god' in fancy script right there on it's face.. i've always thought 'fuck your god' to be one of the more offensive things you can convey to your fellow man, infact it has lost me a job once when i used it as an argumental tool when i first got here in liberal old tennessee.. anyway, i put the brick back and left.. assuming whoever found it wouldn't really know what it means but just appreciate the 'englishness' of it, like japanese people wear t.shirts saying 'toilet bunny' or whatever, and we all get kanji tattoos that say 'flying soul asshole'.. and i assumed that they would use the brick in pride of place, maybe above the doorway, and then that one day a similarly off the beaten path tourist such as myself would find themselves in that location and see the brick and.. hopefully laugh.
oh and it wasn't aimed as an affront to the people of laos (you do know that laotian is a made up word by the US media in the 50's?).. they wouldn't be bothered as they are all either buddhist, animist or communist, which are all pretty surefie ways to avoid the god fella..
 
There IS no God, you loser faggots...

All that happens when you die, is NOTHING...

YOU FUCKING ROT IN THE GROUND...


Enjoy your stay in life, because there is NOTHING afterwards...
 
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Great I feel MUCH better. :thumbsdn:

I think Jesus might have been a paranoid schizophrenic.

The problem with religion is that once you are dedicated to one you renounce all others.

Thank you for reading my random comments.
 
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