Cancer!?

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Razamvmt/mya

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OMFG! I was hanging out with my friends the Saturdy after Thanksgiving and my friend has her mom on the phone. There was this joke going round that I had breast cancer. I should have realized it earlier. My friend told her mom, and she said I could give myself a self examination. I did exactly what she said (for those of you who think you have breast cancer, rub your nipples in circular motion and if you find pea sized lump, call a doctor). There were pea-sized lumps under each nipple. So now I guess I have breast cancer. I'm just hoping to god it is not terminal.
 
What the hell? I wouldn't say something like that until you see a doctor. In women there is all kinds of lumpy shit in your breasts and for a guy I don't know for sure - are you sure you weren't just feeling your nipples and decided to be cute?
 
Or....you could have gynocomastia. It's a condition that affects 2 out of 3 males and involves swelling and or pain in the breast region and usually goes away after puberty, though it can come back for a small period of time.

Best read up on wikipedia haha
 
Haha. I'm so sorry, but it's just too funny. Truly sorry. Well, you could get it checked and double checked by a doctor or something.
 
Could be abcsess. I thought I had a fucking tumor in my mouth a couple of weeks ago, but the Dr said it was only abcsess 'cause I neglected my teeth - and it's easily cured with anti-biotics.

If it is cancer, then, I guess, death ain't so bad. Just watch Pet Cemetary. Personally I'd shoot myself now:gun:
 
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!! Did I Not say it wasn't a laughing fucking matter?!! Plus, it could be something else anyway. I'm just putting an idea accross. You know what veteran?? I can tell already that your a cocksucker in real life. Go suck your grandmother's dick.:mfinger:
 
Or it could be your breast buds, they're little formation that help the breast grow, it's just like a small lump, I'm pretty sure that's what you have and in the place you're saying aswell.

I would go get checked out, but i'm pretty sure you will be okay.

Don't worry about it.
 
He's not talking to you, understand that what you just did was a misunderstanding. Try following the rules and at least read the first post in the thread before you post yourself. Also, next time you feel like double posting, don't.

I just felt my nipples and I don't have pea sized lumps. (I myself didn't know. :D) Then again, it might just be your imagination. :D good luck
 
My mom had breast cancer in 2003. A very aggressive kind.

She lived...BUT...What I am telling you now is this...

If you have it, remember: There is a reason why all women belong to a special "survivor club" after being treated.

It is the biggest hell you'll ever go through.

I was literally watching my mom waste away on chemo. Her hair, once long and straight, is now shitty looking and curly.

Every bone in your body will ache. Every single cell will be in pain from time to time.

You'll be on painkillers that will make you want to vomit up everything you eat.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg - plus, this goes on for about six months.

If you have to go through chemo, I feel for you. Feel free to contact me.
 
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