BREAKING: U.S. discovers vast mineral field in Afghanistan, est. worth $1trillion

[Tensai81]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

 

[col_panic]

i'm so horny. that's okay my will is good

 

[MIK3]

time to start an import/export business specializing in lithium

 

[Brawler]

team whitey ftw

 

[Justintiime]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

 

[Secret Agent Man]

Guess Bush knew what he was doing after all.

 

[SBrooks1]

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[Brawler]

we went through all that shit over the past century

theyre just starting this industrialisation

 

[Grimey]

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[BimmerJustin]

well, IB WW3

 

[thekinggovernor]

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[JM Popaleetus]

Shit is starting to get good .

NK vs. SK and USA vs. China over minerals.

 

[stev151]

lol @ 1 trillion.

Our president will spend that twice over before we even break ground.

 

[JM Popaleetus]

Maybe Afghanistan is going to become the next US Province .

 

[MIK3]

but it'll give more jobs!!!

 

[marcu5]

time to get them minerals-- Oh! ohh..

*obama slaps water off desk and runs out of room*

 

[Bona Fide]

IF we can get it up and running it could pay for both wars

 

[Mitchtj]

so are americans claiming ownership of this or what?

 

[Jesus]

no blood for metal

 

[Brawler]

cool, finally a logical reason to invade afghanistan